It says I'm Belgian/French/Italian/Irish O_o

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° B R I T I S H °
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. 
[] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell." 
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] Its football...not soccer.
[/] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color' is 'Colour', and 'Center' is 'Centre.'
Total: 0.5

° A U S T R A L I A N °
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard barbie. 
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[/] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an australian something
Total: 2.5

° I T A L I A N °
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel. 
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[/] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[] You know what a italian horn is.
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! 
[] You talk with your hands.
Total: 3

° S P A N I S H °
[] You say member instead of Remember. 
[] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[] You talk fast occasionally. 
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are. 
Total: 1

° R U S S I A N °
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[] You know of somebody named natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 2

° I R I S H °
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper. 
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. 
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have red hair.
[] You have/had freckles. 
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. 
Total: 3

° A F R I C A N  A M E R I C A N °
[] You say nigga/nukka casually
[] You have nappy hair. 
[] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.(a rifle)
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken. )
[] You like watermelon.  
[] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2

° A S I A N °
[x] You have slanty/small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano. (I have smashed the keys before)
[] You have family from asia.
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2

° G E R M A N °
[x] You like bread.
[] You think German Chocolate is good. 
[] You Speak some German. 
[] You know what Schnitzel is. 
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're over 5'2.
Total: 2

° C A N A D I A N °
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some french.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 1

° A M E R I C A N °
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[] You have had an abortion.
[] But love the penalty.
[] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[] You think this survey is rather biased. 
Total: 2

° B E L G I A N °
[] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like French fries.
[] you think Belgian chocolate rules. 
[] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[] you speak both Dutch and French
[] you like Belgian waffles.
[x] you call a pub or bar a café.
[x] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] you drive/own a French or German car.
[] you have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 3

° D U T C H °
[] you like the color orange.
[] you are a football enthusiast.
[] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'
[] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] you have a cheerful nature.
[x] you like the sea.
[] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[] you tend to favor the megalomania.
Total: 2

° N O R W E G I A N °
[] You like/hate the rain.
[] You love trolls.
[] You know what lutefisk is.
[] You have been whale hunting/seeing. 
[] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[x] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x] You know how to fish and have fished before.
Total: 2

° F R E N C H °
[x] You like French toast.
[] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[x] You know how to cook
[] You have been to France. 
[] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. (rather not say)
[] You enjoy going to cafes to watch people 
Total = 3

The results says I'm Belgian/French/Italian/Irish but in RL I'm German/Irish
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I am asia and I have big eye!!